airforce pros

So i am thinking about joining the airforce assuming they are willing to overlook bad choices i made with my last branch in leaving delayed entry, and I've decided to make a list of reasons it might be good to join: 1.I'd be making good money 2. I might salvage what shreds of self-respect i have left by getting a real job and doing good for my country. 3.I dont have any friends left where I live now. Dont get me wrong there's nice people here i might miss, but for the most part i dont hang out with and/or am not attatched to any particular person here. 4. I dont have a girlfriend, and rumor has it that all the hottest girls join the airforce. 5.Everybody would call me "Beaver" again and i grew rather attatched to the designation while i was in Job Corps. 6. I could get away from some of the drama 7A.The job market still sucks here even with my education and experience 7B. Maybe i could wait out the dying economy another four years to see if it gets better, or if i feel the need reenlist and become a life. Job security is nice. 8. Countless reason that i might not have listed... So yeah i guess i need to call the guy back tommorrow.